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<humor> test na inteligencje , yahoo91 25/05/01 00:40
Jezeli znasz angielski (sorry ze to jest po angielsku:) to zalapiesz.
> Subject: GEORGE W. BUSH'S INTELLIGENCE QUIZ
>
> While visiting England, George W. Bush is invited to tea with the
> Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says
that
> it is to surround herself with intelligent people. He asks how she
> knows if they're intelligent.
> "I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen.
> "Allow me to demonstrate."
> She phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister. Please answer
> this question: Your mother has a child, and your father has a child,
> and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"
> > Tony Blair responds,"It's me, ma'am."
> "Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Queen. She hangs
> up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"
> "Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"
>
> Upon returning to Washington, he decides he'd better put the
> Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the test.
> He summons Jesse Helms to the White House and says, "Senator Helms,
> I wonder if you can answer a question for me."
> "Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"
> "Uh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this
> child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
> Helms hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get
> back to you?" Bush agrees, and Helms leaves. He immediately calls a
> meeting of other senior senators, and they puzzle over the question
> for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally,
> in desperation, Helms calls Colin Powell at the State Department and
> explains his problem.
> "Now look here Colin Powell, your mother has a child, and your
father
> has a child, and this child is not your brother, or your sister.
> Who is it?" Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course, you dumb ass."
>
> Much relieved, Helms rushes back to the White House and exclaims,
> "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's Colin Powell!"
> And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, you dumb ass, It's Tony Blair!"
Pozdrawiam.
Do you Yahoo!? - niezle , Druzil 25/05/01 00:51
chyba widzialem gdzies tego polska wersje
nara
- słyszałem , vaneck 25/05/01 08:46
polską wersję - w głównych rolach czołowi polscy politycy. Richtig śmieszne :-))))A little less conversation, a little more action
please - Znałem po polsku. , exmac 25/05/01 08:48
Zamiast Królowej by US President, a zamiast Prezydenta był I Sekretarz KC PZPR - it's ME... NICR4M... you dumb ass ;) , NICR4M 25/05/01 10:24
Dlugi i trzymajacy w napieciu - to lubie ;))- yup , GULIwer 28/05/01 15:37
przedostatnia linijka :)
ostatnia linijka :)^2I'm only noise on wires
- buahhahah , Meteor 25/05/01 10:29
big ROTFLTak, naleze do grupy trzymajacych
kierownice i jestem z tego dumny!
Pzdr. Univega,Author&Meteor - fajne fajne , Miro 25/05/01 10:45
hehe :-)) - Doooobre! , Fox 25/05/01 13:13
Ale jazda....Powered by Linux and siemens s7
PLCs...
- stare , marex 25/05/01 16:07
j/w."Najwazniejsza powinna byc twoja
glowa, a nie reka, dupa i noga" - ja tez po polsku znalem... , +Kania+ 25/05/01 23:10
z tym, ze byl to podobno dowcip, jaki opowiadaj sobie kibice Arsenalu od pilkarzach ManU.COOOOMBAAAYAAAA!!!
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