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<humor> Cos dla feministek , yahoo91 25/05/01 23:17
Sorry, ze znowu po angielsku, ale dostaje takie dowcipy mailem po ang.
WHY MEN PEE STANDING UP:
Seems God was just about done creating the universe,
but he had two extra things left in his bag of
creations, so he decided to split them between Adam
and Eve. He told the couple that one of the things
he had to give away was the ability to stand up while
urinating. "It's a very handy thing," God told the couple.
"I was wondering if either one of you wanted that very ability."
Adam jumped up and blurted, "Oh, give that to me!
Id love to be able to do that! It seems a sort of
thing a man should do. Oh please, oh please, oh please,
let me have that ability, It'd be so great!
When I'm working in the garden ornaming the animals,
I could just stand there and let it fly. It'd be so
cool, I could write my name in the sand. Oh please God,
let it be me who you give that gift to, let me stand and
pee, oh please..."
On and on he went like an excited little boy who had
to pee. Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam
really wanted that so badly, that he should have it.
It seemed to be the sort of thing that would make
him happy and she really wouldn't mind if Adam were the
one given this ability. And so Adam was given the
ability to urinate while in a vertical position. He
was happy and did celebrate by wetting down the
bark on the tree nearest him, laughing with delight
all the while.
"Fine,"God said looking back into his bag of leftovers.
"What's left here? Oh yes, brains...."
Do you Yahoo!? - :)))) , BeeR 25/05/01 23:22
dobre ciągle tak spieszę się,
nie wiem dokąd, nie wiem gdzie ... - cool!! , azrael 25/05/01 23:28
j.w. :)))))))
pozdr
azGG 1826617 (od lipca do
września ;) - :))))) , BSCooL 25/05/01 23:42
To by wyjasnialo dlaczego faceci sa prosci :PPP
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