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Teraz ja ...(niby joke) , Karas 5/02/02 22:25
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign that we should meet and
be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days". Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!"

The woman continues, "and look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely someone wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." She hands the
bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. She takes the bottle, puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."

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