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[OT] Joke in English , Marcinex 1/06/02 13:25
There was an old man named Bozo, and all he had was a female donkey. One day he wins the lottery and gets $50,000. He doesn't know what to do with his money, so he decides to spend a night in a five star hotel. He asks for the finest room and starts going up the stairs with his female donkey. The manager sees him and asks where he's going with his donkey. "Anywhere I go, she goes." "I'm sorry, sir," said the manager, "but you can't take the donkey upstairs. Leave it down here with us and we'll take good care of her." So Bozo goes up to his room and opens the door. Everything is made of gold, there is a table full of food, and a huge television. He doesn't want to ruin anything so he takes his raggedy coat off and sleeps on the floor. The next morning the manager comes up to the room and asks how his night was. ''Great!'' replied Bozo. ''How much do I have to pay?'' he asks. ''One thousand dollars for the food.'' ''But I haven't touched the food." ''It was right there, so you should have. Two thousand dollars for the TV." ''But I didn't even know how to turn the damn thing on!'' ''It was there, so you should have. Five thousand for sleeping on the bed." ''But I slept on the floor!'' ''It was there. Your total is eight thousand dollars." ''You owe me ten thousand dollars for screwing my donkey.'' ''But sir, I didn't screw your donkey.'' ''It was there. You should have!''

Sorki, ale tłumaczenie by popsuło efekt :))
Pozdroofka
Marcinex

Nie ma piekła poza tym światem, on nim
jest, nie ma diabła poza człowiekiem,
on nim jest!

  1. WOW .... :-) , OzA 1/06/02 13:43
    ... Very nice joke :-D Have You got more ???

    I sniffed Coke...
    but the ice cubes
    got stuck in my nose

    1. Proszę bardzo :)) , Marcinex 1/06/02 14:15
      - - - Join 4 FREE Joke of the Day- - -
      Bar Tricks

      A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I will open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He will then open his mouth and I will remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink." The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks was delivered. The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try". A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A woman timidly spoke up. "I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle".

      Pozdroofka
      Marcinex

      Nie ma piekła poza tym światem, on nim
      jest, nie ma diabła poza człowiekiem,
      on nim jest!

      1. Stary rozwalasz .... , OzA 1/06/02 18:23
        .... chyba juz ten JOKE slyszalem ale w angielskim sie czyta inaczej. Tylko zapomniano dopisac ze to blond woman :) Hiehiehie Pozdraiwam i prosze o wiecej ;-)

        I sniffed Coke...
        but the ice cubes
        got stuck in my nose

  2. bue he he he he , @kjos 1/06/02 13:47
    ja tylko tyle :)

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    Call me Nobody.

  3. zagrzebiste... , XTC 1/06/02 17:15
    :)))

    Linux

  4. muhahahah , mel2 2/06/02 14:40
    very ql

    Don't lose your head,
    There can be only one.

    
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