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[OT] Joke in English - długie , Marcinex 20/06/02 08:35
Chyba nie było? :))
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven
one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day,
though, so Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's
getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked
to admit only people who have had particularly
horrible deaths. So what's your story?"
So the first man replies: "Well, for a while I've
suspected my wife has been cheating on me, so
today I came home early and try to catch her red-
handed. As I came into my 25th floor apartment,
I could tell something was wrong, but all my searching
around didn't reveal where this other guy could have
been hiding. Finally, I went out to the balcony, and
sure enough, there was this man hanging off the
railing, 25 floors above ground!
By now I was really mad, so I started beating on him
and kicking him, but wouldn't you know it, he wouldn't
fall off. So finally I went back into my apartment and
got a hammer and starting hammering on his fingers.
Of course, he couldn't stand that for long, so he let go
and fell -- but even after 25 stories, he fell into the bushes,
stunned but okay. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I ran
into the kitchen, grabbed the fridge and threw it over
the edge where it landed on him, killing him instantly.
But all the stress and anger got to me, and I had a
heart attack and died there on the balcony."
"That sounds like a pretty bad day to me," said Peter,
and let the man in. The second man comes up and
Peter explains to him about heaven being full, and
again asks for his story.
"It's been a very strange day. You see, I live on the
26th floor of my apartment building, and every morning
I do my exercises out on my balcony. Well, this morning
I must have slipped or something, because I fell over
the edge. But I got lucky, and caught the railing of the
balcony on the floor below me. I knew I couldn't hang
on for very long, when suddenly this man burst out
onto the balcony. I thought for sure I was saved,
when he started beating on me and kicking me. I held
on the best I could until he ran into the apartment and
grabbed a hammer and started pounding on my hands.
Finally I just let go, but again I got lucky and fell into the
bushes below, stunned but all right. Just when I was
thinking I was going to be okay, this refrigerator comes
falling out of the sky and crushes me instantly, and now
I'm here."
Once again, Peter had to concede that it sounded like
a pretty horrible death. The third man came to the front
of the line, and again the whole process was repeated.
Peter explained heaven was full and asked for his story.
"Picture this," says the third man, "I'm hiding naked
inside a refrigerator..."
Pozdroofka
MarcinexNie ma piekła poza tym światem, on nim
jest, nie ma diabła poza człowiekiem,
on nim jest! - znane , Dhoine 20/06/02 09:04
ale po PL :)
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