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[OT] joke in english , Holyboy 30/07/02 22:57
Subject: 5 Passengers with 4 Parachutes
An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board but only 4 parachutes.
The first passenger, said, I'm Kobe Bryant, The best NBA Basketball player, the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die..." So he took the first pack and left the plane.
The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of the former President of the United States, I am the most ambitious woman in the world, I am also a New York Senator and a potential future President."
She just took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane. The third passenger, Jean Chretien , said, "I am da Prime Minister of Canada, I have a great responsibility being the leader of a great nation. And above all I'm da most intelligent Prime Minister in Canadian history, so Canada's people won't let me die".
So he put on the pack next to him and jumped out of the plane. The fourth passenger, The Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a 10 year-old school boy, "I am old and frail and I don't have many years left, as a Christian I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.
The boy said, "It's Ok, there's a parachute left for you. Canada's most intellegent Prime Minister has taken my school backpack.Strength is irrelevant.
Resistance is futile.
We wish to improve ourselves. - tak, tak ... inteligencja objawia się czasami w , Yosarian 30/07/02 23:16
dziwny sposób :-)))All the best people in life seem to like
LINUX.
Steve Wozniak
- nowa moda na anglojęzyczne jokesy? , Killuś 31/07/02 01:05
:-)-= GG 38346 =- - i kto mi zwróci za klawiere :))) , GULIwer 31/07/02 12:02
a moe czekaj do użedowa ;)) drugie śniadanko akurat jadłem :))I'm only noise on wires
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