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[fun] nowy angielski , bartek_mi 29/02/04 20:43
The New California Governor has just announced an agreement whereby
English will be the official language of the state, rather than German
which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, The Terminator's Government conceded that
English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year
phase-in plan that would become knownas "Austro-English"
or, if nobody will be offended, "Austrionics")...
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will
make the sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard "c" will be dropped in favor of the "k". This should klear up
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have
always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the
horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go
away.

By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
"z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining
"ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil
be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand
ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

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zabojcze :D , Tummi 29/02/04 21:00
dobry fun :DDDDDDDDD

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:)) , Auror 29/02/04 21:32
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super :] , [yureq] 29/02/04 23:08
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od jakichś 10 lat... , Seadog 1/03/04 00:26
...krąży po internecie. W różnych wersjach tytułowych - np. jako angielski w UE (to nawet Wyborcza drukowała jakieś 2 lata temu). Fajne, acz językoznawczo beznadziejne :)
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RORFL !!! , BrUcE_609 1/03/04 22:26
SUPER!!!
Jutro być troche lepszym niż dziś i
dużo lepszym niż wczoraj...