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[FUN] Life Explained (English) , Dayne 15/12/04 07:58
LIFE EXPLAINED

It's about time someone put things into the proper perspective. Now
we know why.

On the first day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to the
field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have
calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life
span of sixty years."

The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for
sixty years. Let me have twenty and I'll give back the other forty."
And God agreed.

On the second day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the
door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I
will give you a life span of twenty years."
The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and
I'll give you back the other ten." So God agreed.

On the third day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain
people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a
twenty-year life span."

The monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I
don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too,
okay?" And God agreed again.

On the forth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, have
sex, enjoy. Do nothing, just enjoy, enjoy. I'll give you twenty
years."

Man said, "What? Only twenty years! No way, man. Tell you what, I'll
take my twenty, and the forty the cow gave back, and the ten the dog
gave back and the ten the monkey gave back, that makes eighty,
okay?"

"Okay," said God, "You've got a deal."

So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, have sex,
enjoy, and do nothing; for the next forty years we slave in the sun
to support our family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to
entertain the grandchildren; and for the last ten years we sit on
the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained.

-= Quot capita tot sensus =-

fajne :-) , gorky 15/12/04 08:02
fajne :-)
fajne ale było , blimek 15/12/04 08:29
conajmniej miliard razy co nie znaczy ze nie fajne bo fajne w fajności swojej
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... jestem pewny ze fajne... , Silent Wolf 15/12/04 12:46
ale nie chce mi sie tera ztego czytac ;)

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nice ! ! , bat00n 15/12/04 13:08
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takie se , Auror 15/12/04 17:04
i dlaczego nie po polsku? co to niby nieprzetłumaczalne?
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1. przetlumaczone , wukillah 16/12/04 08:29
  afair bylo juz w archiwum
  just d'oh it!