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Unix Joke , JasioWP 16/01/05 20:43
A Customer: calls a UNIX consultant with a question:
Customer: What is the command that will tell me the revision code of a program ?
UNIX Consultant: Yes, that's correct.
Customer: No, what is it ?
UNIX Consultant: Yes.
Customer: So, which is the one?
UNIX Consultant: No. 'which' is used to find the program.
Customer: Stop this. Who are you?
UNIX Consultant: Use 'who am i' not 'who r yoo'. You can also 'finger yoo' to get information about yoo'.
Customer: All I want to know is what finds the revision code?
UNIX Consultant: Use 'what'.
Customer: That's what I am trying to find out. Isn't that true?
UNIX Consultant: No. 'true' gives you 0.
Customer: Which one?
UNIX Consultant: 'true' gives you 0. 'which program name'.
Customer: Let's get back to my problem. What program? How do I find it?
UNIX Consultant: Type 'find / -name it -print' to find 'it'. Type 'what program' to get the revision code.
Customer: I want to find the revision code.
UNIX Consultant: You can't 'find revision code', you must use 'what program'.
Customer: Which command will do what I need?
UNIX Consultant: No. 'which command' will find 'command'.
Customer: I think I understand. Let me write that.
UNIX Consultant: You can 'write that' only if 'that' is a user on your system.
Customer: Write what?
UNIX Consultant: No. 'write that'. 'what program'.
Customer: Cut that out!
UNIX Consultant: Yes. those are valid files for 'cut'. Don't forget the options.
Customer: Do you always do this?
UNIX Consultant: 'du' will give you disk usage.
Customer: HELP!
UNIX Consultant: 'help' is only used for Source Code Control System (SCCS).
Customer: You make me angry.
UNIX Consultant: No, I don't 'make me' angry but I did 'make program name' when I was upset once.
Customer: I don't want to make trouble, so no more.
UNIX Consultant: No 'more'? 'which' will help you find 'more'. Every system has 'more'.
Customer: Nice help! I'm confused more now!
UNIX Consultant: Understand that since 'help' is such a small program, it is better not to 'nice help' and 'more now' is not allowed but 'at now' is. Unless of course 'now' is a file name.
Customer: This is almost as confusing as my PC.
UNIX Consultant: I didn't know you needed help with 'pc'. Let me get you to the Pascal compiler team.- nawet fajne :) , gorky 16/01/05 21:20
powiedz mi szczerze - dales bo ci sie spodobalo, czy dales bo nic z tego nie zrozumiales?- chyba nic nie zrozumiałem , JasioWP 16/01/05 21:34
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ALE I TAK MUSI BYĆ FAJNY :)- juz ci tłumacze , Druzil 16/01/05 21:42
Facet poszedl do sklepu kupic samochod a wrocil z workim m±ki, mniej wiecej o tym był ten kawał. Bardzo smieszny byl.- cos Ci sie pomylilo , Holyboy 16/01/05 22:39
z workiem cukru wrocil, a nie z maka... :>Strength is irrelevant.
Resistance is futile.
We wish to improve ourselves.
- cha cha, dobry dżołk , Morgoth 16/01/05 21:33
:)) - jakos nie rozumiem , wikear 16/01/05 21:49
ktos wytlumaczy?- to pomoże , Morgoth 16/01/05 22:17
http://gnulinux.w.interia.pl/pliki/html/linux.html
sprawdĽ komendy :)
- o rany :) , kubazzz 16/01/05 23:23
sie dogadali. ROTFL.SM-S908 - buahahahaha dawno się tak nie u¶miałem :) , DrLamok 17/01/05 00:49
zaraz muszę to wysłać do paru wtajemnicznych kumpli :)
pozdr
DrLamok - Niezle , Th@n 17/01/05 12:18
Chociaz juz slyszalem w wersji na Busha Jr i Condolezze RiceTrouble with having an open mind is that
people will come along and try to put
things in it
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