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[joke - english ] wszyscy z IT support beda wiedziec o co chodzi , Paterek 19/01/07 10:29
pzdr..
A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost.
He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below.
He descended a bit more and shouted,
"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour
ago, but I don't know where I am". The woman below replied, "You're in
a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're
between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees
west longitude."
"You must be in IT Support", said the balloonist. "I am", replied the
woman, "How did you know"? "Well", answered the balloonist, "everything
you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your
information and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much
help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip." The woman below
responded, "You must be in Management". "I am", replied the balloonist,
"but how did you know?" "Well", said the woman, "you don't know where you
are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are due to a large
quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep,
and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you
are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now,
somehow, it's all my fault."What's DEMOCRACY?
Democracy is the freedom to elect our
own dictators... - ehh, stare , MiloX 19/01/07 10:47
i jest polska wersja tego żartu :).:Adopcja, Adaptacja, Improwizacja:. - wiem ze suchar , Paterek 19/01/07 10:52
ale jakis taki zawsze na czasie:)What's DEMOCRACY?
Democracy is the freedom to elect our
own dictators... - a swoja droga , Paterek 19/01/07 10:54
to strach tu cokolwiek umieszczac, bo albo BYLOm albo ARCHIWIUM itp itd.What's DEMOCRACY?
Democracy is the freedom to elect our
own dictators...
- doobre , Wedrowiec 19/01/07 11:05
i nie znałem :)))"Widziałem podręczniki
Gdzie jest czarno na białym
Że jesteście po**bani" - TU jeszcze jeden , Paterek 19/01/07 14:51
znowu stare jak swiat ale takie mi sie tylko trafiaja:)
You are driving down the road in your car on a wild,
stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see
three people waiting for the bus:
1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved your life.
3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.
Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing
that there could only be one passenger in your car.
Think before you continue reading
This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually
used as part of a job application. You could pick up
the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus
you should save her first. Or you could take the old
friend because he once saved your life, and this would
be the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you
may never be able to find your perfect mate again.
The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had
no trouble coming up with his answer. He simply answered: "I
would give the car keys to my old friend and let him take the
lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the
bus with the partner of my dreams."
Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our
stubborn thought limitations. Never forget to Think
Outside of the Box."
HOWEVER.
================...
The correct answer is to run the old lady over and put
her out of her misery, have sex with the perfect
partner on the hood of the car, then drive off with
the old friend for a few beers.
God, I just love a happy ending.What's DEMOCRACY?
Democracy is the freedom to elect our
own dictators...
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