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Kilka dowcipów (Eng) , NimnuL-Redakcja 15/10/07 21:42
Enjoy!
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What did 0 say to 8?
""Nice belt!"
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What are the three fastest ways of communication?
Three fastest means of communication in the world are:
1.Tele-phone
2.Tele-vision
3.Tell-a-woman.
You still want faster?
4. Tell her not to tell anyone.
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Extreme Temperatures:
+20 ° - Greeks put on sweaters (if they can find them).
+15° - Hawaiians turn on the heaters (if they have any).
+10° - Americans shake, Russians are planting cucumbers.
+5° - You can see your own breathing. Italian cars don't start. Norwegians take a bath. Russians drive with lowered windows.
0° - Water freezes in America , in Russia it thickens.
-5° - French cars don't start.
-10° - You're planning a vacation to Australia .
-15° - Your cat insists to sleep in your bed. Norwegians put on sweaters.
-18° - New York landlords turn on the heaters. Russians make their last seasonal picnic.
-20° - American cars don't start. People in Alaska start wearing
long-sleeves.
-25° - German cars don't start. Hawaiians are dead.
-30° - Politicians start talking about homeless people. Your cat prefers to sleep in your pajamas.
-35° - Too cold to think. Japanese cars don't start.
-40° - You're planning a 2-week hot tub bath. Swedish cars don't start.
-42° - Transportation stops in Europe . Russians eat ice cream on the street.
-45° - All Greeks are dead. Politicians really start doing something for the homeless.
-50° - Your eyelids start sticking when you blink. In Alaska , people close the window in the bathroom.
-60° - White bears start moving south.
-70° - Hell freezes over.
-73° - Finnish special services evacuate Santa Claus from Lapland .
Russians wear earmuff hats.
-80° - Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.
-114° - Ethyl alcohol is freezing. Russians are unhappy.
-273° - Absolute zero, atomic movement stops. Russians wear boots.
-295° - 90% of the planet is dead. Russian football team becomes the world champion.
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Q: How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Oh, it's no that dark!
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How do you call a bear without an ear?
The answer is:
"b"
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What's the worst thing that can happen to a racist?
Colour blindness.
*****Gdyby nie wymyślono elektryczności,
siedziałbym przed komputerem przy
świeczkach. - Ten z tymi temperaturami , grattz 15/10/07 21:59
bardzo stary. Słyszałem go jeszcze w przedszkolu z tym ze zamiast Greków byli Polacy :]...poprzednia |1|2|3|4| następna... - drugi fajny , Nikita_Bennet 15/10/07 22:03
a ten:
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Q: How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Oh, it's no that dark!
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to jakos z ostatnim meczem mi się kojarzy i postem o dzisiejszej debacie ;)nikita_bennet (at) poczta.onet.pl - one more... , OBrian 15/10/07 22:15
why is 6 afraid of 7?
because 7 8 9ThinkPad R400 #! CrunchBang Linux -
Powered by Debian - Lub , NimnuL-Redakcja 15/10/07 22:37
zamiast 8, ate.Gdyby nie wymyślono elektryczności,
siedziałbym przed komputerem przy
świeczkach. - LOL , Another Identity 16/10/07 01:49
to było lepsze od samego dżołka :P- :-) , NimnuL-Redakcja 16/10/07 07:18
Teraz sam siebie przeczytałem :-)
Czasem warto :-)Gdyby nie wymyślono elektryczności,
siedziałbym przed komputerem przy
świeczkach.
- ale suchar ;) , Nikita_Bennet 16/10/07 08:35
ale suchar ;)nikita_bennet (at) poczta.onet.pl
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