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Nieautoryzowane użycia j. ang :) , Alonzo Vega 25/06/08 14:51
Czytam sobie ponownie pewna książkę "E-maile z Doliny Krzemowej" i znalazło się w niej kilka wyłapanych użyć języka anglieskiego przez tzw. non-native spakers w różnych krajach przez co zakradły się pewne niejasności :D oto pare przykładów z ksiażki:
Ogłoszenia w windzie:
W Lipsku: "Prosimy nie wchodzić tyłem. Wchodząc należy uzyskać pewność bycia oświetlonym"
W Blegradzie: " Dla poruszenia kabiny, przyciśnij guzik domagający się tego piętra. Jeśli w kabinę wejdzie więcej osób, każda powinna nacisnąć guzik wymagającego piętra. Jazda nastąpi w porządku alfabetycznym" :
W hotelach:
Tokio: "Prosimy kąpać się wewnątrz wanny"
Inny japoński hotel: "Zapraszamy do częstego wykorzytywania pokojówki"
Karty zamówień reastauracji:
Szwajcarzy przekonani, że nie ma lepszego napitku od ich wina napisali: "Po naszym winie nie oczekuj niczego".
Jest też coś i z Polski: "Klarowne buraki w zupie z serowymi palcami; pieczona kaczka puszczona na wolność; plasterki wołowiny zatłuczone przez wieśniaków" :D
Jeśłi chodzi o polskie dania to autor wyłumaczył że chodziło zapewne o czysty barszcz czerwony, serowe paluszki, luzowaną kaczkę i bitki wołowe po wiejsku lol- Czytalem te kawalki , Dhoine 25/06/08 15:24
w Nowej Fantastyce swego czasu. Dobre jak wiekszosc felietonow Holynskiego.- felietonów , Alonzo Vega 25/06/08 15:28
nie czytałem, ale książka świetna :)
- hyhy , daver 25/06/08 15:47
Poprosze o namiary na ten japonski hotel ;DI use arch btw - te i inne: , Kenny 25/06/08 17:55
Polecam restauracje w Nairobi...
Funny English
Private school:
NO TRESPASSING WITHOUT PERMISSION.
Hotel bedroom, Japan:
GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.
Doctor's surgery, Rome:
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.
Cocktail lounge, Norway:
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.
Hotel, Acapulco:
THE MANAGER HAS PERSONALLY PASSED ALL THE WATER SERVED HERE.
Hotel airconditioner instructions, Japan:
COOLES AND HEATES: IF YOU WANT CONDITION OF WARM AIR IN YOUR ROOM, PLEASE CONTROL YOURSELF.
Zoo, Hungary:
PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY.
Resaurant, Nairobi:
CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.
Car rental brochure, Tokyo:
WHEN PASSENGER OF FOOT HEAVE IN SIGHT, TOOTLE THE HORN. TRUMPET HIM MELODIOUSLY AT FIRST, BUT IF HE STILL OBSTACLES YOUR PASSAGE THEN TOOTLE HIM WITH VIGOUR.
River highway:
TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.
Men's lavatory, Japan:
TO STOP LEAK TURN COCK TO THE RIGHT
Poster:
ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO, WE CAN HELP.
Restaurant:
OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, AND WEEKENDS TOO.
Automatic hand dryer in public lavatory:
DO NOT ACTIVATE WITH WET HANDS.
Maternity ward:
NO CHILDREN ALLOWED.
Cemetery
PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.
Restaurant menu, Switzerland:
OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.
Bar, Tokyo:
SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.
Temple, Bangkok:
IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN EVEN A FOREIGNER IF DRESSED AS A MAN.
Japanese public bath:
FOREIGN GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO PULL COCK IN TUB.
Hotel bedroom, Thailand:
PLEASE DO NOT BRING SOLICITORS INTO YOUR ROOM.
Hotel brochure, Italy:
THIS HOTEL IS RENOWNED FOR ITS PEACE AND SOLITUDE. IN FACT, CROWDS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD FLOCK HERE TO ENJOY ITS SOLITUDE.
Hotel bedroom, Japan:
YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.
Hotel, Yugoslavia:
THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID.
Hotel lobby, Bucharest:
THE LIFT IS BEING FIXED FOR THE NEXT DAY. DURING THAT TIME WE REGRET THAT YOU WILL BE UNBEARABLE.
Supermarket, Hong Kong:
FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE, WE RECOMMEND COURTEOUS, EFFICIENT SELF-SERVICE.
Hotel, Moscow (opposite Russian Orthodox monastery):
YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS, AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY.
From the Soviet Weekly:
THERE WILL BE A MOSCOW EXHIBITION OF ARTS BY 15,000 SOVIET REPUBLIC PAINTERS AND SCULPTORS. THESE WERE EXECUTED OVER THE PAST TWO YEARS.
Newspaper, East Africa:
A NEW SWIMMING POOL IS RAPIDLY TAKING SHAPE SINCE THE CONTRACTORS HAVE THROWN IN THE BULK OF THEIR WORKERS.
Black Forest, Germany:
IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE.
Hotel, Zurich:
BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED
Laundry, Rome:
LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.
Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand:
WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?
Hotel bedroom, Moscow:
IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST VISIT TO THE USSR, YOU ARE WELCOME TO IT.
Tourist agency, Czechoslovakia:
TAKE ONE OF OUR HORSE-DRIVEN CITY TOURS. WE GUARANTEE NO MISCARRIAGES.
Dentist's advertisement, Hong Kong:
TEETH EXTRACTED BY THE LATEST METHODISTS.
Airline, Copenhagen:
WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS..:Pozdrowienia:. - www.engrish.com <-- tutaj całe stado takich , DrLamok 25/06/08 22:18
http://www.engrish.com/ - a mi podobało się w muzeum w Londynie: , Chrisu 26/06/08 13:59
podpis pod oknem:
For your own safety please don't open windows. /// GG# 1 110 10 10 11 100 10 \\\
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